Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Fable 3 Side Mission, Best Side Mission Ever.
I've been a fan of the Fable series from the begining. I enjoyed the first game and loved the second. Fable 3 is about the same as far as game play goes, so I love this one just as much. But the staff who create the side missions should be given a raise for this one. You assist three wizards who have created a fantasy world, but need a hero to rescue the princess. They shrink you to the table and put you at the start of the adventure. So you begin your "quest" by talking to townspeople made of a single peace of paper each and voiced by one of the wizards. This may be one reason you shouldn't have more than one D.M per game, because they don't agree on how the adventure should go. One is an average gamer, the other wants everything and everyone to die, and the third wants it to look pretty and nice and everyone hold hands and sing. They first to must make the evil Baron, who has kidnapped the princess, look more scray instead of a sunlit, garden filled court yard. Inside the castle the Baron taunts you from a conveyer belt with teddy bears. You then proceed to fight cute, fluffy chickens. But this will never do for a hellscape inside a castle. They mus tbe demonic, the size of a dog and of course, shot fireballs. After easily slaying the Baron's guards, you now stand before the princess. And how else should she thank you but to kiss you. Well if she wasn't a piece of paper she could. So you'll have to do all the work. You can tell by the wizard's that they probably have never had a single girlfriend between them. So they find the kiss quite interesting to say the least. So in general I found not only this mission but all the mission's clever and funny. If this one doesn't sound too funny, it's becasue it's difficult to paint this kind of picture without playing it for yourself. But I can promise you that Fable 3 is and incredable game, and probably my favorite video game for the Xbox 360 of 2010.