Thursday, May 5, 2011

Census Results: 400,000 Jedi Live in the UK

Yes, you read that title correctly. 400,000 Jedi officially live in the United Kingdom. NOT a joke. At least, that's according to a recent census done there. Don't believe me? Check out the results here: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:E29HdeCZYqwJ:paganwiccan.about.com/b/2011/02/23/you-can-still-be-a-jedi-on-englands-census.htm+you+can+be+a+jedi&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

and here: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-02-21/u-k-powerless-to-stop-jedis-witches-spoiling-2011-census.html

No wonder they won World War I and II! I'm just glad the Jedi were too preoccupied to squash our small American Rebellion in 1776.

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